Mission Spoiler: The Martian Trailer

I am not sure what are your plans for October 2, 2015 but that is the day ‘The Martian’ movie with Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Daniels, Michael Peña, Kate Mara, Sean Bean, Sebastian Stan … will be released in theaters.

The good news is that if you already have plans on that day, all you have to do to enjoy this movie is to watch this new trailer.

And do you know what I love about those extended trailers? … nothing. Actually I do not understand why anyone would want to see a condensed version of the entire movie?

I get it, if you kinda know what the story is about, then you may have an idea of what to expect. But to show major key scenes from beginning to end packed in one trailer does not make any sense to me.

Honestly this trailer is probably a premonition of what people will remember of ‘The Martian’ next year.

A mission to Mars, something goes wrong, one guy is left for dead … but guess what!?! He is not dead. The problem is that he only has a few days left of delicious space food … that is unless he manage to grow his own food (which is impossible on Mars you may think so). Before you know it, salad is growing. But will he survive the 4 year period needed for a rescue mission to Mars? Of course he won’t (of course he will). The thing is that nobody wants to send a rescue mission (it’s too risqué). That is until his bff are ready to die to save their illegal Martian bff. But can they make it to Mars in time to save one man? Of course they can’t (of course they will). The End.

About The Author

Stephane Marquet
Creative Director

First of all, excuse my French! … I was born in the South of France. Lived in Paris for 10 years and travelled the world until I moved to Los Angeles in 2008, because obviously recession was a great time to move to a new country! I also arrived around Halloween and was greeted at the Social Security offices by a nurse who directed to the window Number 6 so a witch could hand me my social security number. Welcome to America. I am a painter, a photographer and the creative director of BELLO mag.

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